zoe/20/rva - I cry a lot and I poem. Sharkify


You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini


Bad boiz r fun n all but really I’m done wit that. I’m bad enough. I need a sweet angel to keep me grounded. 0:-) like we can rob a bank together but we’ll be hella polite about it then have aggresive sex after

I realllllllly want new shoes…….